aeslehchelsea:

She once asked me 

the name of my
favourite poet
and I replied

God

She laughed
and played along
and asked me
which one of his
works was my
absolute favourite

I said it was
the one
where he
wrote her
into existence

(Source: some-thing-to-say, via daddyfuckedme)

i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply

(Source: vvorldwideweb, via daddyfuckedme)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via charlesbuttkowski)